Quick-like Explanation

Just because I am worried that people won't get the whole premise of this blog, I am going to explain it super-duper short like. Basically, I am going to tell stories that are loosely based on my life. They will be greatly enhanced to increase the interestingness of me. My life isn't really all that exciting, so I am just going to pretend like it is. And also, get all the lying out of my system so I won't be tempted to tell less-than-truthful things to the people I see everyday. In a nutshell, I am going to invent, and you are going to have to decide what is real for yourself.